Hi. Stupid way to start a post, but, that's the way I am, and you'd better get used to it. Sorry. That attitude has saved my life a few times, but it is a little unnerving to people who aren't used to me.
Well, now that I've confused you, I may as well introduce myself. Judith Theresa Minerva Anne Cecilia Georgiana Norah Hermione Yvonne Mavis Granger-Durham at your service. Very long name? VERY long story. I chose the name, because it has everything which is important to me in it.
So, what's important to me? Books, music, TV, DVDs, cooking, sports. I like life. Now I'm on anti-depressants, I want to live. I didn't, once, but you don't want to know about that. Trust me. I've left the two names people would be likely to know me by legally up for a few years, so I'm removing them, because I don't think everyone needs to know what I'm on about.
I was a little vague, earlier, so I'll explain. Currently, my favourite books are the Billabong series, by Mary Grant Bruce, and Enid Blyton's stories. I love the Famous Five in particular. As for TV, and DVDs? M*A*S*H and All Saints. Yes, All Saints. It's an Australian show, about an outer-western Sydney hospital called All Saints Western General. More about All Saints later.
My favourite movie and book is Harry Potter. I love Harry Potter, I always have. Harry is my best friend. Well, no he's not, but I think you know what I mean. And, I sorta know how he feels about the Dursleys. My mother means well, and she's a great woman. But there's no way on God's Green EARTH that I would leave her alone with authority over my children. She deals well with the ones she doesn't own. The ones who are hers, she damages. I know. I'm talking from experience. Once again, if you know, it's old news, if you don't know, you don't want to.
So, now that I've got that depressing detail out of the way, welcome to my new blog. It will update, sporadically at best, sometimes not at all. I apologise sincerely to my loyal readers(!) for any inconvenience caused by the delays. *Ducks to avoid rotten fruit being thrown at head for imitating Connex announcer* (Don't ask, just don't ask)
